As "Nobody Scores!" pointed out once, the phrase "crazy cat lady" is grammatically ambiguous as to whether it refers to a crazy lady with cats or a lady with crazy cats, or both. Lots of room for fun misinterpretations.

I actually did bite Eo's tail once. While she was shedding, too. Took forever to get all the fur out of my mouth. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the time, and she started it.