My knowledge of Electrical Systems basically adds up to "Don't Touch Them."

That's actually a very good rule. *g* I think it's one of those things were there's a vast gulf between 'standard ignorance' and 'real competence', and the gulf itself is rather dangerous. Kind of like martial arts -- it's possible to know just enough to get yourself into deep shit.

I did make the outlet holes into little smiley/frowny faces to help make it clear... :P