That would be awesome. :(

I feel like I've maligned my mother, though -- she makes some amazing things! There's just a lot of cursing and frequently confusion. And she doesn't feel comfortable sewing 'real clothes', but if she decides to make a costume it comes out amazing.

Her current project is hanging children's play pavilions out of fancy-schmancy cheap curtains from Ross. They're pretty cute. I'm not sure she knows enough kids to fuel her new craze, though.