shadesofmauve

*to the tune of 'Mister Sandman'*

Oh UPS man, when will it be?
I've heard of patience, but it's not for me
The auto-tracker has me anticipatin'
I'm not sure that I'll survive the waitin'

Oh UPS man, I just paid for ground...
if you walk it from China you'll surely drown
Breathing water's is such a pain!
The UPS man has a brown
(play play play play play play play play play play play play plane!)

Oh Mr. Ups man, bring my laptop to me
Please bring it safely from over the sea
This continent's first stop was in Alaska
(I don't know why you went to California)

Oh UPS man, I am at home
And I'm ready at the door or the phone
Please put on a turn of speed!
the UPS man's got what
(nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee need!)

Oh UPS man, your shorts are brown
Bring it from Shanghai to my little town
You've got your truck and electronic sign-pad
(I hope it isn't reposessed by my dad!)

Thankyou.

btw, I'd be happy to hear any better replacements for the breathing water bit, and I need a better rhyme for California. But the great thing is they DID land in Anchorage, then fly to Cali, then to Seattle. All today.

The other song stuck in my head is 'Something to do while you're waiting', but I can't remember it, so it keeps coming out "Just think of something to do while you're waiting, quit vegitating, find something new to do!", and somehow I don't think that's right.

Ahem.

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