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Mom: we're looking for Virgin.
Me: We're looking for virgins?
Mom: they're hard to find.
Me: why are we looking for virgins? They don't know what they're doing.
Mom: maybe that's why their flights are so cheap.
She just pointed out that I'm not helping find a parking spot.
"I'm making you famous on the internet! How is that not helping?"
"Oh. Tell them that virgins are hard to find."
Edited: she just added, "well, we're looking for virgin slots, actually." Followed by a really nasty giggle.
Me: We're looking for virgins?
Mom: they're hard to find.
Me: why are we looking for virgins? They don't know what they're doing.
Mom: maybe that's why their flights are so cheap.
She just pointed out that I'm not helping find a parking spot.
"I'm making you famous on the internet! How is that not helping?"
"Oh. Tell them that virgins are hard to find."
Edited: she just added, "well, we're looking for virgin slots, actually." Followed by a really nasty giggle.
