Election strategery

[shadesofmauve]

There's a sign in my neighborhood that says "Strub for City Council. ENDORSED BY FIREFIGHTERS."

If I was running for office, my signs would say "ENDORSED BY NINJAS," and no one could check it for veracity, because they would never be able to find the ninjas.


Oh, a ninja is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neigh-bor-hood
a ninja is a person in your neighborhood
They're the person you don't meet
As you're walking down the street
They're the person you don't meet
Each day!

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[madalchemist.livejournal.com]

*can't type, to busy falling out of my chair laughing.*