May 7th, 2009
I scare medical professionals
May 7th, 2009 11:23 amWe did one of those health-screening (cholestoral, blood pressure, etc) things at work today, which I participated in because A) more info is almost always good and B) we get a financial incentive from our health insurance company.
The lady was really sweet and a fellow reynaud's sufferer, which was good, because it was cold in the room and it took her three finger-pricks (and some hand-circles, and judiciously applied gravity) to get enough blood to test.
When between us we finally got enough of my blood, she ran the test, and immediatley went all mother-hen on me.
It was kind of adorable.
"Do you have food at your desk? Can you get to your desk? Do you feel shaky?"
Apparently I have rather low bloodsugar when I haven't had breakfast (fasting was required for accurate results). I assured her I had food, and didn't mention that I had to walk two blocks to the espresso stand to get it.
"Okay, but I don't want to see ambulance lights out there, young lady!"
Unrelated exciting medical news! Male birth control on the horizon? It's about damn time!
The lady was really sweet and a fellow reynaud's sufferer, which was good, because it was cold in the room and it took her three finger-pricks (and some hand-circles, and judiciously applied gravity) to get enough blood to test.
When between us we finally got enough of my blood, she ran the test, and immediatley went all mother-hen on me.
It was kind of adorable.
"Do you have food at your desk? Can you get to your desk? Do you feel shaky?"
Apparently I have rather low bloodsugar when I haven't had breakfast (fasting was required for accurate results). I assured her I had food, and didn't mention that I had to walk two blocks to the espresso stand to get it.
"Okay, but I don't want to see ambulance lights out there, young lady!"
Unrelated exciting medical news! Male birth control on the horizon? It's about damn time!
Garden-fever gets worse with planting, not better, so I was cruising the farm/livestock area of craigslist, daydreaming about dairy sheep.
That's why I saw a listing for a mare, 7 years old, APHA, who "Leads easy, brushes, is calm for furrier."
The recession must be worse than I thought.
Later: SHEEP!
That's why I saw a listing for a mare, 7 years old, APHA, who "Leads easy, brushes, is calm for furrier."
The recession must be worse than I thought.
Later: SHEEP!