Dress appropriately

In this life, we must wear many cats. As workers, as friends, in our hobbies...

At the moment I have my Writing Cat on.

He's sprawled on my shoulders, keeping my neck warm and my arms free to type. My only complaint is that his butt is always on my left shoulder, and since that's his, er, heavier end (as with so many of us) I'm in danger of becoming even more asymmetrical than I already am.