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Livejournal, this is Decaf. Decaf, this is livejournal.
Despite anything he might have told you, Decaf does NOT live with me. He has other people and another name. He sheds the equivalent of another cat whenever he visits. I call him Decaf because he's the color of drip coffee but leaves me feeling fuzzy. He might be a she, but I let him have his privacy, which is more than he can say of me.
As all true coffee junkies know, decaf can be really annoying. He is not a lap cat. He's a giant shedding attention whore who will sit anywhere BUT on my lap, or will sit on my lap only so he can nip when I don't scritch up to standard. He gets ticked off when I stop with the petting. Last week when I tried to put him out* he called me a bitch. I've never heard a cat verbalize so clearly.
Dammit. CAT IS DRINKING MY TEA.
Little fishies help me, I think I'm in an abusive relationship.
*This took FOUR tries.
Despite anything he might have told you, Decaf does NOT live with me. He has other people and another name. He sheds the equivalent of another cat whenever he visits. I call him Decaf because he's the color of drip coffee but leaves me feeling fuzzy. He might be a she, but I let him have his privacy, which is more than he can say of me.
As all true coffee junkies know, decaf can be really annoying. He is not a lap cat. He's a giant shedding attention whore who will sit anywhere BUT on my lap, or will sit on my lap only so he can nip when I don't scritch up to standard. He gets ticked off when I stop with the petting. Last week when I tried to put him out* he called me a bitch. I've never heard a cat verbalize so clearly.
Dammit. CAT IS DRINKING MY TEA.
Little fishies help me, I think I'm in an abusive relationship.
*This took FOUR tries.
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Date: 2007-07-13 10:38 pm (UTC)From:I remember him from when I lived there. He used to come up for pettins all the time when I was out for walks.
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Date: 2007-07-14 11:30 pm (UTC)From: