My sleep schedule is totally and completely borked. On saturday I slept for over ten hours and still had big coon circles under my eyes, then I spent all day doing active work in the yarden, which in any sane universe would mean I slept like the dead. BUT NO! The dead were restless! So I stayed up past midnight making a character in Oblivion because Skellington plays games late zomg, and then when my contacts were trying to peel out of my eyes I went to bed and still didn't sleep.
SO! I have had five hours of sleep, a triple-shot latte, and a nigh-inexplicable euphoric obsession with argonians, the race I chose for my new character in Oblivion.
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE THEY ARE GENDER-SWAPPING AMPHIBI-LIZARDS, THAT'S WHY.
Well, technically Lore says they change sex as part of life phases, like some fish do, so the term is 'sequential hermaphrodism', and I totally should have said 'sex', not 'gender,' but "sex-swapping' sounds way more like a particularly risky-life-style choice than a life-phase thing.
Anyway. The actual appearance of The Awesome Race of Awesome does not please me, so I drew them while I waited at my shoe-appointment today. Apparently they're supposed to be all lizard-y, but they come from the marsh and breathe under water and also I LIKE SALAMANDERS OKAY so I tried to make a humanamander. A Salamanaman. Amphihumibean. Thing.

They do not look like Bethesda's argonians. Bethesda's argonians have boobs. Fuck that noise.
Last night I was totally going to write something thought-provoking about the strong and weak points of Bethesda and Bioware games and how I love to run around Bethesda games for the first few days until I have more money than god and can slaughter the world, but all of my critical thought processes have devolved into I AM A SEQUENTIALLY-HERMAPHRODITIC ALBINO AMPHIBI-LIZARD WITH MAGIC, Y'ALL.
SO! I have had five hours of sleep, a triple-shot latte, and a nigh-inexplicable euphoric obsession with argonians, the race I chose for my new character in Oblivion.
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE THEY ARE GENDER-SWAPPING AMPHIBI-LIZARDS, THAT'S WHY.
Well, technically Lore says they change sex as part of life phases, like some fish do, so the term is 'sequential hermaphrodism', and I totally should have said 'sex', not 'gender,' but "sex-swapping' sounds way more like a particularly risky-life-style choice than a life-phase thing.
Anyway. The actual appearance of The Awesome Race of Awesome does not please me, so I drew them while I waited at my shoe-appointment today. Apparently they're supposed to be all lizard-y, but they come from the marsh and breathe under water and also I LIKE SALAMANDERS OKAY so I tried to make a humanamander. A Salamanaman. Amphihumibean. Thing.

They do not look like Bethesda's argonians. Bethesda's argonians have boobs. Fuck that noise.
Last night I was totally going to write something thought-provoking about the strong and weak points of Bethesda and Bioware games and how I love to run around Bethesda games for the first few days until I have more money than god and can slaughter the world, but all of my critical thought processes have devolved into I AM A SEQUENTIALLY-HERMAPHRODITIC ALBINO AMPHIBI-LIZARD WITH MAGIC, Y'ALL.
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Date: 2011-10-18 12:16 am (UTC)From:So, I want more information about these Amphibihumibeany things.
Do tell!
Stasia
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Date: 2011-10-18 01:39 am (UTC)From:You sure there were only 3 shots in that latte?
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Date: 2011-10-18 06:23 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2011-10-18 04:20 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2011-10-18 02:19 pm (UTC)From:In TES III, they had unique walk animations and (amazing/hilarious) voice acting, but I don't recall if the females were flat-chested by default or if I had a mod for that.
If the PC was not one of them and walked by one in Morrowind, I remember two lines of their chatter: "Does the smoothskin want something?" and "Friend?"
Now I want to go home and fire up Morrowind (I prefer it to Oblivion, story-wise).
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Date: 2011-10-18 06:28 pm (UTC)From:Oh, the stories I could tell of Morrowind. My housemate and I played it for about a week non-stop while we were snowed in. I don't really remember the story, but I remember how we decorated our respective houses.
So, yeah, my slight obsession is odd because I have encountered argonians before, but not when running on <5 hours of sleep + caffeine.
Morrowind is the only game I've played on the Xbox, so I didn't mod. I'm going to try to hunt down a flat-chest mod for Oblivion, though.
(when you post, the doctor smiles at me. Yay!)