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I'm having a lunch break. Today is difficult to deal with (personally, I suspect biochemistry. Hormones, thou art low, conniving beasts).

So, to distract myself, I checked out Slate and discovered that they've got a bunch of features about weddings. "Ah" said I, "[livejournal.com profile] fenmere is going to have one of those!"

First I read the article about kitchen stuff and registries. I agree with the general gist (a pared down, more versatile kitchen world), but not the title. I LOVE MY WOK. And I know where it goes in the kitchen, even though my kitchen is tiny (on the wall). Also, she is amazed and impressed by a dude outfitting a kitchen for $200. I rather think any of us could do that, actually. Sometimes I have to remind myself that the writers of this magazine live in NYC and DC, and hence are ridiculous about money. They can't help it, bless them.

Also, anyone who thinks that no single-family cook needs chafing dishes regularly has never met my mother, or her parties. Granted, she's an exception to many rules.

The bachelor party article is funny. Perhaps it shouldn't be...no, it is.

Down with engagement rings! Down with diamonds! Yes, it's an article that (once again) summarizes what I believe to be one of the most ridiculous, hurtful, and gosh-darned impressive marketing creations of all time - the diamond industry. I am a diamond industry voyeur. I can't help admire them, in a terrified and disgusted way. If I worked for De Beers I'd start every morning by finding an echo-y stairwell and having a good demonic laugh. Seroiusly, supervillains only DREAM about manipulating societies like this.

There are more, but as I'm not particularly interested in weddings in general (except as an accident-voyeur, or member of the proletariat befuddled by the meaningless squandering of the bourgeousie), I didn't read any more. I tried to read a more seriousouserer one, but I got bored.

Okay, so mostly I wanted the chance to say 'proletariat' and rag on diamonds some more.

*This post is loveingly titled after that most vital of kitchen-elements, the random jar that holds all the frequently used spoons and whisks and things. [livejournal.com profile] westrider and I dubbed ours the Crock O'Shit, and so it is 'till this day. Well, it's actually an Adam's peanut-butter jar, but it aspires to crock-hood.
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Bomb?

I'd like to take this time to post a public service announcement.

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Yo. BOSTON! Chill the f*ck out!

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I humbly suggest that the city get laid, smoke some grass (I would never suggest this lightly, as a non-partaker myself), and take it's head out of its collective ass.

And for those out there who think that it's just another example of the sorry state of the world, when you can't tell the difference between viral marketing and a terrorist threat, I'd like to offer a few helpful pointers, to wit:

Stunts like the Mooninites (smiling face is flipping you off lite-brite style, yo), have a recognizable element of humor in them, whether you appreciate it or not.

If there's one thing noticeably lacking in terrorists and terrorist attacks, it's an element of humor.

Capisce?

Note, also, that it's not a "hoax". A "hoax" would imply that the "perpetrators" intended to shut down the city of Boston with a fake terrorist scare. Since the perpetrators obviously had no idea that people would be that idiotic, it wasn't an effect they intended.

If you need more evidence that this was one wildly disproportionate reaction, consider that when people found the same things in Portland, they took them home. Which coast would you rather live on, eh? Represent!

I have some thoughts on the whole 'viral marketing' idea (namely that all successful marketing is viral in many ways), but I need to think about them more. I'd certainly contend that De Beers' highly successful "A Diamond is Forever" campaign has been vastly more destructive and influential than a brief invasion of mooninites.

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