shadesofmauve: (ZP brain escape)
Sometimes I wish people would just grow up.

Then I remember that I have frequently been feeling the same way about politicians, and that the worst bullying I have ever endured was from people over fifty. So I'm not sure what I'm actually wishing for -- perhaps that people would grow up into the kind of grown-ups I thought all grown-ups were when I was five?

Something like that, anyway.

(btw, this wasn't sparked by anything personal to me -- just one more instance of being a shocked bystander).
shadesofmauve: (can we fix it?)
I always thought that was one of those mildly amusing, ironic quips, but it suddenly makes total sense.

The beatings, administered by myself to certain others, will continue until MY morale improves.

And it will, oh, how it will...
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Why, pray tell, do I receive, from a librarian, a list of materials (books, cds, etc) which is incorrect and mostly plagiarized? PEOPLE, YOU GOT A MASTERS DEGREE IN THIS. You make half again what I do because you have a masters degree, and yet you persist in doing things that would have had me flunking out of 100 level art courses. It's pathetic. (For anyone curious - they stripped the subtitles off the listings, did the most minor of rewrites on the subtitles - we're talking adding "the" - and put them back in as descriptions of the works).

At the staff meeting everyone else has their own concerns, of course. Peg is just overjoyed that the much talked about New-Green-Form (which librarians will use to order posters and such) will be partially automated. It's been in the pipeline for more than a year and a half, and we're overjoyed that when you click "3 copies to Aberdeen, 6 to Centralia" it actually figures out that you want nine copies total!

Yes, we at the library are tentatively dipping our toes in the shallow end of the 21st century. Please don't splash, and for little fishies' sakes, don't steal our swim-noodle.

Jeff wants to have an idea of what our schedules are...such a demanding boss! *g* Nancy's is at the whim of animals, Devin's at the whim of school and I-5, and Jim-the-printer has another full time job and snags time when he can make it. It's perfectly understandable, but can be a little tough when you need to get paper ordered or clarify print specs before you send to film.

Peg suggested writing his projected time on the main calendar, but I'd rather get a spot-light and a printer-shaped gobo. Then when I had a burning print-process question, I'd turn it on, and far away Jim would look up and yell "THE PRINT SIGNAL! To the PRINT CAVE!" and come rushing over in his Printmobile, which is a 77 VW rabbit.
shadesofmauve: (can we fix it?)
I'm really not particularly flaky. I can't afford it. So why did I just get a notice of license suspension from DoL because of an overdue speeding ticket?

I mailed the check the day after I received the citation. I thought at the time they were taking a long time to process it, but the weeks rolled by and I never realised that it never came out of my account. Yes, the aether at my check, and now I'm in deep shit. I even have the carbon-backing of the check, so I know which number it was, when I wrote it, how much, etc. Can I prove I mailed it? Of course not. Hell, I might have dropped it off at City Hall, I don't remember.

The doctor's billing company called me last week, wanting to know why I was months overdue with the $30 copay. "What $30?" asks I. "The one we've sent you three bills for" says she. Now, funny thing, but the last two bills from that doc have shown that I owed $0. So that's what I paid, being compliant.

Also, I did $200 of work for a musician in Centralia, and he said he'd mailed the check two weeks ago. HAS IT SHOWN UP YET? HELL NO.

FUCK.
shadesofmauve: (can we fix it?)
I SHALL BEAT THEM WITH MY STICK AND STEAL THEIR STEAM-ROLLERS!
shadesofmauve: (can we fix it?)
Bomb?

I'd like to take this time to post a public service announcement.

***

Yo. BOSTON! Chill the f*ck out!

***


I humbly suggest that the city get laid, smoke some grass (I would never suggest this lightly, as a non-partaker myself), and take it's head out of its collective ass.

And for those out there who think that it's just another example of the sorry state of the world, when you can't tell the difference between viral marketing and a terrorist threat, I'd like to offer a few helpful pointers, to wit:

Stunts like the Mooninites (smiling face is flipping you off lite-brite style, yo), have a recognizable element of humor in them, whether you appreciate it or not.

If there's one thing noticeably lacking in terrorists and terrorist attacks, it's an element of humor.

Capisce?

Note, also, that it's not a "hoax". A "hoax" would imply that the "perpetrators" intended to shut down the city of Boston with a fake terrorist scare. Since the perpetrators obviously had no idea that people would be that idiotic, it wasn't an effect they intended.

If you need more evidence that this was one wildly disproportionate reaction, consider that when people found the same things in Portland, they took them home. Which coast would you rather live on, eh? Represent!

I have some thoughts on the whole 'viral marketing' idea (namely that all successful marketing is viral in many ways), but I need to think about them more. I'd certainly contend that De Beers' highly successful "A Diamond is Forever" campaign has been vastly more destructive and influential than a brief invasion of mooninites.

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